Dear Ted:
I’m worried you might be going through pon farr…Let’s look at the facts.You’re picking on Taylor Lautner, mentioning drool-worthy C-List celebs Matt Lanter and Craig Horner, posting about Robert Pattinson two and three times a day and now you’re moving out of your house in the hills and stealing flats from Oscar nominated ingénues. Maybe you should call Mr. Spock (the new one) for some therapy.
—M
Dear Trek to the Dark Side:
Beam me up, Scotty! And as for Matt L. and Craig H., who cares if they’re on the C-list cause they’re also on the A-list. Ya know, amazing abs. And that makes them worthy of posting.
Dear Ted:
What are your thoughts on Rob being possessive of Kristen? Plausible or crap? Obviously they want to be together, but it’s always seemed clear Rob is more into Kristen than she is into him, or at least that’s what we see…
—Debunk Please
Dear You’re Welcome:
Crap.
Dear Ted:
Thanks so much for your R.Pattz updates. We were in a bit of a dry spell for a while. Anyway, my question for you is when the hell is that man going to shave!? I want to see that beautiful face of his again!
—BubbleYum Steph
Dear Bearded Blunder:
Not until his next role requires him to. It’s what all these dudes do during their down-time between flicks: him, Jake Gyllenhaal, Brad Pitt. Seems most people prefer them all fresh-faced, but, I don’t mind a little scruff.
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