Robert Pattinson Visits Kristen Stewart; Site Panics and Flip Flops

Remember those “Sesame Street” shorts that would teach us the differences between opposites, like “hot” versus “cold” or “up” versus “down”?


HollywoodLife must not have paid too much attention.
Once again we visit the site’s alternate universe of blatant contradictions.
Last month, HollywoodLife bemoaned the “string of bad luck” Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart experienced with (supposed) bad timing.


Their “hellacious work schedules” were “keeping them apart,” claimed the site. After all, Stewart was beginning to film On the Road, while Pattinson was supposedly “tackling” Unbound Captives, meaning he had “no free time” to spend with her.



Gossip Cop pointed out that there actually was no start date for Unbound Captives, that Pattinson would have many chances to see Stewart, and that HollywoodLife just wanted to create some drama where there was absolutely none..
Fast forward to today.
“It’s a good thing that Robert Pattinson has so much free time on his hands, because that means he’s able to visit girlfriend Kristen Stewart at work whenever he pleases!” declares HollywoodLife.
Seriously.
That’s what the site now “reports,” based on an “insider.”
Somehow or another, according to HollywoodLife, Pattinson has “no free time” yet “so much free time.”
Those look like complete opposite premises to us.
Reality would probably be so frustrating for HollywoodLife… if it didn’t think of it as negotiable.
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